February 2011
SVEDKA X MANGO JUICE
IS HOW IM SPENDING MY MONDAY EVENING
ME AND SOLOMON ARE ABOUT TO WATCH CITY OF GOD
HE AINT NEVER SEEN IT
HE SUGGESTED WE EAT TUNAFISH SANGWICHES.
I DUNNO WHATS THAT ABOUT THOUGH.
January 2011
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“You both unite as one,you the moon and she’s you sun,”
– Ludacris,Splash Waterfalls
WatchBODYBAG! -JOHNNY NELSON
IM ALL UP IN THIS VIDEO-THATS ME WITH THE DREADS AND PISTONS JERSY.
MY SATURDAY NIGHT/MORNING:
PRE-GAMED H-E-A-V-Y WITH ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS AT JOHNNY NELSONS CRIB. MOSCATO,VODKA,C&C SODA,LASAGNA,FRIED CHICKEN,FISH,MAD HOME COOKED FOOD YUM YUM YUM
QIANA WAS IN THE BUILDING!
WE ALL GOT HELLA DRUNK AND MARCHED ON OVER TO THE BROOKLYN ZOO PARTY-WE WAS LIKE 20+ DEEP
BROOKLYN ZOO WAS MOST DEF A FUCKING ZOO THERE HAD TO BE LIKE OVER 400 PEOPLE THERE.
I HAD TO PEE SO I SQUATTED IN...
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
THE PERSON THAT LIVES DIRECTLY ABOVE ME (ROOM 1127) MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING NOISE.
ALL DAY.
ALL NIGHT.
CONTINUOUS AND NEVER ENDING BUMPING.
SOMETIMES IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS WALKING AROUND IN HEELS
SO I THINK: OK SOME CUTE GIRL UPSTAIRS IS GETTING READY TO GO OUT ON A DATE-I WONT HEAR THIS ALL NIGHT.
WRONG.
SOMETIMES IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS PLAYING DICE OR MARBLES.
THEN ITS CRASH!...
“The world is a hostile place for a fat person”
– Jenny Craig commercial
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Should I wear my Creepers with this outfit?
EVERYBODY THESE DAYS IS A "CEO" OR "EXECUTIVE" OF...
PEOPLE RUN A BLOG,GAIN A FEW FOLLOWERS AND GET WAYYYYYY AHEAD OF THEMSELVES.
SIDDUNG.
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I FEEL MY HEARTBEAT IN MY THIGHS
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DEAR ALMIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER,
ALL I ASK FOR IS FOR SOMEONE TO SPOIL ME ROTTEN FOR A DAY.THAT IS ALL. IM SUCH A NICE PERSON. I ALWAYS SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU. I ALWAYS LEND A HELPING HAND. I TIHNK I DESERVE IT. THANKS.
LOVE, TEMBO
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TEMBONZURI'S DANCEHALL WORKOUT PLAN:
OUT OF SHAPE? WANNA TONE YOUR BODY UP JUST IN TIME FOR THE WARM MONTHS AHEAD? FOLLOW THESE STEPS AND I GUARANTEE GREAT RESULTS!!
YOU WILL NEED: IPOD WITH A POPPIN DANCEHALL REGGAE PLAYLIST,LOUD SPEAKERS, A FULL LENGTH MIRROR, AN IMAGINATION.
STRIP DOWN TO YOUR UNDIES.(YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE ALL OF YOUR MUSCLES IN ACTION)
WARM UP WITH OUT 40-60 CRUNCHES.
STAND IN FRONT OF MIRROR.
OK. NOW...
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shutyourmouthopenyoureyes asked: hey, you said you go to SVA in NY. i'm considering going there for grad school for photog. how do u like it? what are u studying? i hate sounding so nosey lol
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take...”
– Thomas Jefferson
WOKE UP TO THIS TEXT:
ALL UNDERGRADUATE, GRADUATE, CONTINUING EDUCATION AND ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICES ARE CLOSED TODAY 1/27. DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER
YESS!!!!
YES!!
YES!!!!!!!!!
((chicken noodle soups))
