TEMBO NZURI

IS HOW IM SPENDING MY MONDAY EVENING

ME AND SOLOMON ARE ABOUT TO WATCH CITY OF GOD

HE AINT NEVER SEEN IT

HE SUGGESTED WE EAT TUNAFISH SANGWICHES.

I DUNNO WHATS THAT ABOUT THOUGH.

• PRE-GAMED H-E-A-V-Y WITH ALL OF MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS AT JOHNNY NELSONS CRIB. MOSCATO,VODKA,C&C SODA,LASAGNA,FRIED CHICKEN,FISH,MAD HOME COOKED FOOD YUM YUM YUM 
• QIANA WAS IN THE BUILDING!
• WE ALL GOT HELLA DRUNK AND MARCHED ON OVER TO THE BROOKLYN ZOO PARTY-WE WAS LIKE 20+ DEEP
• BROOKLYN ZOO WAS MOST DEF A FUCKING ZOO THERE HAD TO BE LIKE OVER 400 PEOPLE THERE.
• I HAD TO PEE SO I SQUATTED IN A KITCHEN. DRIP DRY MUHHHHHH FUCKAAA
• NINJASONIK AND JOHNNY NELSON PERFORMED AND BRUNG THE HOUSE DOWNNNNNNN 
• EVERY TIME ZION WALKED BY ME WHILE I WAS DANCING HE YELLED “SWAG!”
• SOME LAME ASS BITCH KICKED US OUT OF HER “VIP” SECTION. 
• SOME GUY WANTED TO SIT ON SOLOMON’S LAP.
• GOT HOME AT LIKE 5AM. SMOKED.FELL ASLEEP.
• WOKE UP WITH A HANG OVER AND PEOPLE REMINDING ME OF HOW DRUNK I WAS.
• I DONT REMEMBER BEING DRUNK. I COULD OF SWORN I WAS TIPSY BUT I GUESS THATS WHAT BEING “DRUNK” IS RIGHT?

THE PERSON THAT LIVES DIRECTLY ABOVE ME (ROOM 1127) MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING NOISE.

ALL DAY.

ALL NIGHT.

CONTINUOUS AND NEVER ENDING BUMPING. 

SOMETIMES IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS WALKING AROUND IN HEELS

SO I THINK: OK SOME CUTE GIRL UPSTAIRS IS GETTING READY TO GO OUT ON A DATE-I WONT HEAR THIS ALL NIGHT.

WRONG.

SOMETIMES IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS PLAYING DICE OR MARBLES. 

THEN ITS CRASH! BOOM! BOOM! 

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK IS THIS PERSON DOING???

IM TWOOOOOOOO SECONDS AWAY FROM PUTTING MY SHOES ON AND GOING UP THERE. I SHOULD PUT A HEAD SCARF ON AND LOOK EXTRA GHETTO TOO.